Harry Potter

Can't say I was ever a big fan.  This picture pretty much sums it up.  I read book 1 like a million years ago when I was in junior high or something.  Tried reading book 2, discovered vagina.  Never looked back.

Chinese Prisoners ruining your WoW Economy haha

Apparrently not down with the whole license plate making game, China has been forcing its prisoners to farm gold 24/7 hahah.  That's gotta be the easiest hard time ever.  I need to go to some 3rd world country and start my own army of gold farmers and just pay them 1$ a day plus 3 bowls of rice.

That's my next business venture for sure.

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Uncharted movie derailed

So the director for the upcoming Uncharted movie has dropped out.  I am very thankful for this.  They casted Mark Wahlberg to play the lead in what could be a really great movie.  That guy has got to be the most overrated actor of all time.  He plays every role exactly the same.  I dont want to watch him play another soft-spoken hero.

Wahlberg was the director's #1 choice for the role.  So hopefully they topple like dominoes with the director dropping out.

I'd much rather they not bother making the movie than they make another "Max Payne" type effort.

The White Queen

So I have not really been expecting much out of this X-Men: First Class movie.  I'm not a big fan of taking franchises back to the past just so you can stick a bunch of young actors in there.  I'm also not a big fan of January Jones.  Her wearing this Granny lingerie isn't really helping her cause either.  I'm pretty sure this is the very first lingerie style ever created.

I hear the movie is pretty good though, maybe I'll be surprised.

Band Practice

Me and the kids held a pretty badass living room concert today.  I'm fairly sure we're gonna hit the big time soon enough.  Better join the fan club quick.

4 Day Weekend = Ruined!

Big shout out to the big dumb ass Typhoon rolling into Okinawa to ruin my 4-day Weekend.  Couldn't land on a work day and get me out of work.  Nope, that'd be too much to ask.  Instead it is supposed to land smack dab in the middle of Saturday and run until Sunday.  Then if there's enough damage done I may get called in to work to help with clean up.  LOVE IT!

Bulls Fail yet Again

So the basketball playoffs have shaped up pretty much exactly how I hoped they wouldn't.  Looks like Miami is going to win a championship after all.  Sad that I'm going to end up having to root for the Dallas Mavericks.  I hate that god damn team and their obnoxious fucking owner.  I guess I will just be rooting for their planes to crash into each other.

The Witcher 2 Out

Been waiting on this game for a while because The Witcher 1 was some totally freaky weird awesome shit.


I don't remember too much of it right now but I do remember running around quite a bit trying to have sex with green plant ladies and shit.


I always feel weird running around doing all kinds of epic shit just to have pretend sex with video game characters when I can just walk up to my wife with my weener out and poke her leg until she submits.


Now that I mention it...I do have to do some pretty epic stuff to get laid.

Built me a new computer

That's what that big sexy son of a bitch looks like.

Thing is going to play porn at such a quality level now.  I'm gonna be beating my wang off to like 9 porns at once while running words processors and videogames and editing video and photos all at the same time.

And if the computer slows down at all I'm gonna throw it out the fucking window.

Short Week

So the weekend is already here.  My Mother-In-Law was in town for the past couple of weeks and left this morning which will allow me to be my normal vulgar self again.  Walking around in dirty underwear farting as I please and randomly swearing like the tourettes guy.


With that said, FUCK SALT.