Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Bill and Ted 3 Script Complete?!



Man I used to love those dumb ass Bill and Ted movies when I was a kid.  I didn't even realize they were trying to make a 3rd one.  I thought the blonde dude was washed out giving hand jobs under a bridge for crack money or something.

Although I'm 90% certain this movie is going to be completely retarded its still pretty cool/funny that Keanu Reeves and Alex Winters' careers have come right back to where they started pretty much.  Plus I doubt the nostalgia will allow me to hate it too much.

Monday, April 25, 2011

30 Seconds or Less seemed a lot cooler before I saw this trailer




But its from the same director as Zombieland and the cast includes Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari and Nick Swardson.  So this has to be good...I hope.

Somebody at 7-Eleven is a Genius


No matter how old I get I still love me some Slurpee.  I always mix the flavors and they never mix so it just ends up being one flavor or the other as my drink reaches different levels of empty and I reach greater heights of sadness.  This gift from the gods will allow me to enjoy my multiple-flavored creations as they were meant to be.  Thank you, 7-Eleven guy that invented this.  You obviously pot loving genius you.

Gettin back in the Bloggin Game

So I'm gonna try gettin back to blogging regularly.  I have had the urge to express myself lately and Facebook updates really aren't cutting it anymore.  Plus I get to feeling like I'm being annoying when I start sharing too many links on there. Back in the livejournal days I used to blog my ass off but I kinda fell off that when I grew up and stopped being such an emo bitch that cried about every little thing.  Those old journals were often pretty hilarious though.  So here's hoping my new blog is able to capture all of that humor without all that lame crybaby stuff.