The Witcher 2 Out

Been waiting on this game for a while because The Witcher 1 was some totally freaky weird awesome shit.


I don't remember too much of it right now but I do remember running around quite a bit trying to have sex with green plant ladies and shit.


I always feel weird running around doing all kinds of epic shit just to have pretend sex with video game characters when I can just walk up to my wife with my weener out and poke her leg until she submits.


Now that I mention it...I do have to do some pretty epic stuff to get laid.